Check this out:
That’s right! One piece of dental floss will not even hold ten pounds! Even braiding three strands together won’t hold you should you try to hang yourself with it. What were those idiots thinking when they confiscated our dental floss?
When I was at Walden Behavioral Care they told me I couldn’t have a mechanical pencil because “you might eat the lead and poison yourself.” What decade were they living in?
The reason why I thought of this was because when I was flossing my teeth just a bit ago, the dental floss broke on me three times.
Addendum: Why don’t we just stop imprisoning people who have not committed crimes? No one should have to endure being locked up!