Blind date, truly blinding 

So please tell me why these sex-starved assholes can’t start a conversation some original way? They say Hi sexy, or some other idiot thing. Or they are too giddy and anxious to get a lay. So no intro, just,  Do you cuddle? I wrote back and said,  No, not with complete strangers.  Oh, joyous conversation stopper! 

So one of them gets all piggish and pushy and I go to meet him telling myself He will be an asshole for sure.  No,he wasn’t. He was a no-show. God bless the ones that don’t show, no need to fend off the slobbering. Good riddance !

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