Registry of Mental Patients

Hey, Halloween is coming! Since Mental Patients are so scary, why doesn’t the government go on an all-out “safety” campaign and write up a list of all us mental cases. That would be so useful, so by Christmas, the Registry will be so widespread that even Santa won’t bother coming down your chimney.

Well, well well well. Fewer mouths to feed, eh? Tell Santa to go get some food from the food pantry if he comes by. Who wants cookies from a nut case, anyway?

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