Are you lazy? Or in the mood to do the least amount of work while still (maybe) getting things done? Or appearing that way? Try this:
If you have crackers lying around (or ones you got in your takeout package you never ate), you will need maybe 3 or so, depending on the size. If you have itty bitty soup crackers, use the itty bitty package of them. Dump them into a soup bowl and break them into pieces.
Heat up some tomato sauce or tomato puree. Maybe 1/4 cup of it.
While it’s warming up, add chopped herbs or dry spices to the crackers.
Pour the warmed up tomato sauce over the crackers. Eat it with a spoon.
If you are even lazier, don’t heat the tomato sauce, if you don’t mind cold soup.
If you are the epiphany of laziness, open a can of Campbell’s or whatever. Using an electric can opener will mean less work. Eat it out of the can. I can’t say it’s very good that way, though. This might propel even the laziest person to get up the incentive to nuke it. Please take it out of the can first and don’t heat anything in a can on your stovetop and please no metal in the microwave! I know people cook things in cans, but don’t do that unless you have no common sense or no pots.
If you are even lazier, if that’s possible, you haven’t read this far.