What I really wanted to say to the CVS guy, but didn’t

Actually, I was just about to leave, putting my prescription into my knapsack, and I was about to add one more thing to the litany of rude remarks I’d already said, but canned it before I said it. This is the remark I was about to make:

“I hope I am murdered on my way home.”

As you can see, I made it home fine, and was not murdered.

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