I have spent forever and ever writing Lesson One for my new site and I will spend forever and ever filming it. I wonder if the writing gods will kill me for committing some writing sins when I wrote it.
I love breaking rules. I love that I was born a rebel. I ain’t stopped yet.
My dad will be proud of me. First of all, I’m damn good with computers and such. Well, I have phoned tech support and asked some my share of very, very dumb questions. Haven’t we all? But never mind that.
What if there were a tech support line to God? Now, what kinds of stupid questions would God get?
Can you imagine all the stupid questions the writing gods would get?
Oh yeah, I can hear all the questions now about submissions deadlines.
Probably the writing gods sleep on the job, just like the night staff at psych hospitals, right? That’s why they apply for the job in the first place, so they can sleep all night. We used to watch them at McLean every night. This lady, right at the beginning of the shift, she’d get two chairs together, get her pillows and blankets, and lay the blankets on the chair and her pillows just so. The three staff would order all of us into our rooms and tell us we had to stay in there and not get out until 6am.
Whenever I’d peek outside my room, that lady would be asleep there in her chair, with her pillows and blankets. What was she dreaming about all night long? She was asleep just like the writing gods, just doing the job she was hired for, so ask them.